Limp Bizkit’s GOLD COBRA and the Longevity of the Stupid

June 28th, 2011 8:56 pm by Jere | No Comments »

Limp Bizkit is Motley Crue. Limp Bizkit is Black Eyed Peas. Limp Bizkit is eternal.

Assault ONE, Mix Tape

February 16th, 2011 2:45 am by Tim | No Comments »

Among the bands you’ll find: Direct Hit!, The Scissors, Geronimo!, Kid, You’ll Move Mountains, Makeshift Prodigy, Stegosaur, The Maybenauts, The Fireship, The Action Blast, Midwest Hype, Man The Change, Trippy Wicked, Vagina Panther – and oh so many more. Want one? Tweet @ us!

Assault T-Shirt Release ONE, Gangland Chicago

2:23 am by Tim | No Comments »

Our first “cycle” release of t-shirts is finally complete! This time around we’ve ventured into our roots as native Chicagoans to explore a gangland theme. Tommy guns, zombies, cops, and your favorite deranged looking cartoon characters make up our first line of shirts for 2011! 5 designs, 50 prints, 1 free cd with free shipping for $29.99 and then they’re gone forever!

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